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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

(via michaxl)

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15 hours ago

saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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(Source: 6yr, via im-a-walking-paradox)

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2 weeks ago
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via toodopetoexist)

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2 weeks ago

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

(Source: ralndrops, via justineskye)

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2 weeks ago
recopies:

yaslanadelrey:

dysfunctunal:

*don’t delete caption, please*
Since, I LOVE Lana so FUCKING MUCH, I decided to make a quick list of  8 Facts You Probably Don’t Know About Lana!  Please check out these facts!! If you knew any of the facts, let me know!!! And here’s a list some of her amazing underrated songs you MUST LISTEN TO NOW!!  Song List Here →

OMG I DIDN’T KNOW LANA WENT TO REHAB!!!!!!!!

song #5 is amazing!! bless you for making this post!! <3

recopies:

yaslanadelrey:

dysfunctunal:

*don’t delete caption, please*

Since, I LOVE Lana so FUCKING MUCH, I decided to make a quick list of  8 Facts You Probably Don’t Know About Lana!  Please check out these facts!! If you knew any of the facts, let me know!!! And here’s a list some of her amazing underrated songs you MUST LISTEN TO NOW!!  Song List Here 

OMG I DIDN’T KNOW LANA WENT TO REHAB!!!!!!!!

song #5 is amazing!! bless you for making this post!! <3

(via paledase)

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2 weeks ago

fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

(via toodopetoexist)

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2 weeks ago
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